in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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