yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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