Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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