im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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