You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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