whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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