He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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