jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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