therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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