did you get engaged???
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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