can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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