I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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