pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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