i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
All I want is dick and wine.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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