Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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