Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
This is my gift to your gina
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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