Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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