So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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