I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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