Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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