i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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