Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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