I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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