he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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