I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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