the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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