I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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