too bad you live with your parents still
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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