I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Randomize
