he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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