If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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