I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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