Four minutes until I can fart!
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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