Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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