I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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