? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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