I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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