remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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