it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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