My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I think I have vodka in my lungs
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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