question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
This baby is an asshole
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Dicks are not precious.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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