the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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