I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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