Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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