wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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