I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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