i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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