I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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