That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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