i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Are we still banned from the library?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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