i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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