And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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