Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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