North Korea, Best Korea!
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You took a bar mat shot.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
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