I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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