nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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