I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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