i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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