We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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