I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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