Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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